Imagine your otp discovering delightful new ways to give literal meaning to the phrase
"You are such a pain in the ass"
Imagine your OTP having cosplay-sex as a ship you really hate.
Imagine character A of your OTP calling character B by the wrong name during sex.
dean: oh GOD!
cas: i’d appreciate it if you’d stop calling out my father’s name dean.
Imagine your OTP trying to cook and getting horrible scarring grease burns.
dean: well sonuva bitch, look at the kitchen cas!
castiel: i’m sorry dean, i had no knowledge of the difficult task of baking a pie.
dean: yeah, yeah, i figured angel-boy.
castiel: are you angry dean? *head tilt*
dean: dammit cas don’t look at me like that, you know what it does to me.
castiel: *tilts head further* i don’t understand what you mean.
dean: nothin’. just start cleanin’. *leaves the kitchen*
Imagine your OTP as the drill that will pierce the heavens.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF DEAN AND CAS!?!?@*@*’?!?’*@?@$?(9’!/#?’
Imagine your OTP reading your fanfic about them and leaving an angry review in regards to your characterization.
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions